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2005-06-01T23:26:00.000+08:00

It had been 4 days i'm not working. Sunday was my OFF DAY, Monday was my T.O standby nite, Tuesday i've no choice but to take URGENT LEAVE, and Wednesday they gave me T.O again. Hmmm.....sounds nice, ait? Banyak lah aku peh nice eh. Dah terkopak aku 400 bucks juz to pay for dat stoopid bumper of that damn bloody Mitsubishi!! Arghhh!!! Well, i noe itz my fault. I kissed ur butt!!!! Damn...... Tak kasi chance betol lah....Luckily, my bro was there. At least he guided me on what to do. Maklomlah, first time aku kena cam gini. Selalunya ke mane jek aku pegi, aku naik bus. Kalau ade yg langgar bontot bus pon, biarlah apek bus yg settle. Pedulik hapa aku! Aku blur gile punye bila da langgar tuh kete kan. Dat guy asked whether want to claim insurance or wat. Aku tanpa segan silu tros toleh kat adik aku, showing him my blur expressions. Adik aku pun jawap ah to settle among ourselves. Cheh! Dia da experience dok! Bape kali dia langgar bontot!! Oops......Ahakz....juz kidding. I mean, he ever encountered such situations lah. So, he knew how to handle lah. Nasib baik time tuh adik aku ikut. Bayangkan kalau aku kuar sorang2 and this thing happened, aku tak tau ape nak buat sak! Limit2 aku nangis golek2 mcm Pau Ismail!!! Wahaha.......Kau ingat lagi, Akmar? Haha. Lekek sak!!
Woah! Aku tros takde mood sak. Tapi bleh gak aku continue to shop kat intecen. Tapi otak tak abis2 teringat kan incident tadi. Mane nak bayar lelaki tuh, mane nak repair motor aku yg kemek depan, mane nak explain kat mak bapak aku....... Tang nak explain kat bapak aku tuh yg touching skit. Iyelah, member da susah payah tolong aku panggil members dia to repair my bike, add accessories to the bike.....tup2 eksiden plak!!! Tak heart-pain orang tua tuh!!
Sampai kat car park umah aku, aku asik tanya adik aku whether i shud tell my dad or not. Niat di hati nak diam2 jek ar...pandai2 carik workshop to repair the bike. Kebetulan plak time kiteorg ngah relek2 kat car park(pasal adik aku ngah bersihkan moto dia), bapak aku alik plak. Time tuh moto aku da berbungkus. Ingatkan da selamat lah, he wouldnt find out. Bapak aku plak bersuara: " Jun, nanti malam skit kite turun bawah cuci motor Jun."
Fuh! Nak pitam aku dengar. Cuci motor? Aku da tersenyum kambing kat situ. Mampus aku! Adik aku da signal suruh aku blang aje bapak aku the truth. Yelah, dia senang ah suruh aku blang tapi yg terima azabnye, aku lah! Takkan nenek aku kan!!
Then, ntah mcm mane plak bapak aku nie tergerak hati dia nak check motor aku nyer bumper. Aku dah mcm menggelabah.....Yg penting, check tetap check lah. Dia pun heran asal rasa mcm lain jek motor aku tuh. Haiz.... dah org kata, takkan bangkai gajah tuh bole di tutup ngan daun nipah kan. Terpaksa lah aku blang. Merah padam muka org tua tuh. Walaupun kulit dia gelap, bole nampak kemerahannya. Abis aku....darah dia sudah naik. Nasib baik tak meletup. Dia po-pet po-pet kat aku. Dengar aje lah. Takkan nak jawap balik kan. Dah memang salah aku. Kang aku menjawap, ade yg makan selipar nanti! Ish taknak lah.....makan nasi gak best!
So nak pendekkan crite, abang aku recommend that guy his uncle's workshop to repair his car bumper. At least kalau sedara nye kedai, bole charge kurang skit. Everything's settled now. Motor aku pun da antar workshop for repair.....Wat an experience!

2005-05-27T00:36:00.000+08:00

Haiz....Finalli i've decided not to go for Siti's concert. The tixs are so expensive. Paling mahal $350. Paling murah plak $55. Kalau da $55 tuh....jgn kata lubang hidung, taik hidung dia pun belum tentu nampak. Goddamnit ah!!! Nak ikutkan ati, nak ajek aku angkat tix yg $185 punye. Nasib baik ade yg knock senses into my head lah. Orang pertama sekali, biasalah mak aku. Her reason for me not to go was that, i mite need the money for my bike as there's lotsa repairs and modifications to be done. Hmmmm.....logic...sensible...... Orang kedua, Brother Bear ( u noe who u are...... ;p ) Like she said: " $350 tuh kau gi holiday pun baik!!!" Hmmm....cukup munasabah dan munasarawak...... And like another two of my friends also said:

Ijah: " Mahalnye tiket! Duit tuh kau kasi aku buat aku punye honeymoon lagi baik!" (Memang baik cik kak oiii.....tapi yg penting,daripada aku sponsor kau peh honeymoon, lebih cantik aku sponsor diri aku sendiri!! Part mane kau tak paham??!! Hee3x)

Dianawati aka Tiang: " Orang gile jek beli tiket mahal gitu!!" ( Kau kata aku gile, cheetah!!! Belum lagi hah, sebab aku tak jadi nak beli tiket dia!! Wahaha.....)

Tengoklah.....macam mane hati aku tak berbelah bagi, antara nak pegi ke tak.....Banyak sangat batu loncatan!! Eh silap....banyak sangat batu penghalang!!!! Haiz....tapi takpe, yg penting aku tau....KORANG SAYANG AKU, KAN?? Wahahaha....

Uwaaa!! Tak dpt tgk Siti Live in Concert!!! Kat tb plak asik kuar dia peh adverstisement. Asik2 kuar, asik2 kuar. Kekadang tergoda gak nak beli tiket dia! Tapi bila tengok aku peh henfone bill, moto aku punye season tiket, mane $$ insurance lagi (yes people, i got myself insurances! Ahakz...touching!!), duit nak bikin motor (and yes people, i'm beginning to love my bike!! Lagi touching. Walaupon kau byk kasi aku problem, aku tetap sayang kau! Tapi bile 'adik' kau da kuar nanti....jgn harap aku nak sayang kau mcm aku sayang sekarang!!)......bole bankrup aku!!! Sejak ade motor, byk pakai duit!!! Nasib baik aku bukan lelaki. Nak kena pikir duit hantaran, duit majlis.....Ish.....kesian yek kaum ADAM kite nie............Ape lah nasib korang.....tsk,tsk,tsk........

Tapi sekarang yg paling penting: ASAL TIKET MAHAL GILE PUNYE??!!!!

2005-05-19T22:31:00.000+08:00

Watched the repeat telecast of Akhir Kata juz now about the Hip Hop culture. There's Ahli Fiqir, Cikgu Yusnor Ef and Imran Ajmain (sort of the Head of Hip Hop community) as guests. The topics raised up were interesting, and da nak jadi mcm debate between both hip-hoppers and Cikgu Yusnor. Gerek seh. Bila di fikir-fikirkan balik, betul jugak kata Cikgu. Kita Melayu nie, mudah terikut-ikut. Copycats. Orang putih buat lagu rock, kite Melayu pun buat lagu rock. Dorang buat hip-hop, kite pun nak buat hip-hop. I'm not denying the fact that i'm into hip-hop myself. But not too the extreme. It's true that Singapore hip-hop is way so different compared to the Westerners where they're more into dirty lyrics. Like Ahli Fiqir, the lyrics they wrote are more to giving kesedaran pada masyarakat about the bad of gangsterism, drugs, etc.... But then again, like wat Cikgu said, the messages ain't clear enuff for the society to digest thru rapping. Only they themselves know what they're trying to say. Well, i shall admit that itz true. Aku sendiri pun kekadang tak paham ape yg dorang bebual. I wud usualli search for the lyric of dat particular song, and read it. Baru akak faham. I gez itz up to individuals to make the effort to find ways to comprehend what is being delivered by these people. Hmmm....heran pulak yek. Asyik kite jek ikut2 orang lain, bila plak masa orang lain ikut2 kite yek? Bayangkan lah kalau Mat Saleh ke, apek Cina Bukit ke, aci tosei ke ikut2 budaya musik kite......Seronok kan??!! Bole sebenarnye. Yakin jek mau lebih! Yes ah! Tapi ape2 pun, yg penting aku nak jugak gi tgk SITI NURHALIZA CONCERT this 20th July at Singapore Indoor Stadium!!!! Ahakz..... akak suka skali!!!!

2005-05-18T22:49:00.000+08:00

Ok....i'm feeling sick rite now. Having running nose! I need my Vicks Inhaler!!! Argh!!
Aniwae, just now went to Century Sq after werk to haf dinner with 2 friends. Sort of 'farewell' dinner for one, as she will start her Permanent Nite Duty tomorrow. Haiz. Can see the sadness on her face lah. Ye ke, Lisa? Haha. Well, chill girl. Dat's how i felt last time. Baru nak bermesra wif my team members, da kena masuk malam. Just imagine how i felt when i got the news that i will be going nite soon. Hancur seh hati. Rasa mcm nak menangis pun ade. Rasa yg diri aku nie mcm suay gitu. Of all people, asal mesti choose aku to go to nite......And when i see the list of staff that's gonna be in my nite team, terubat sikit hati nie. Sebab at least ade 2 of my squadmates inside. Taklah boring nah. But surprisingly, my team members turned out to be a bunch of crazy,wacko people. We got 'hairstylist' in the team, one whose ears are untouchables, one who always doze off even in the day (oops...hee), etc. Haiz....missing those moments right now. I thanked my lucky star to have work wit them. I enjoyed my nights! Teringat lagi aku, Akmar, Ijah and Nurin sanggup kirakan aku punye hutang puasa yg tak terbayar-bayar. Suar korang! Belum kira tahun 2004 punye beb. Da brapa banyak agaknye yek??!! Wahaha........
Dan sebab si Akmar, aku sekarang tersangat lah vain tentang rambut aku. Aku punye org mane lah pakai hair gel nak style2 kan rambut nie semua. Yg aku tau, sikat rambut aku, side parting,dah. Tuh jek. Tak sampai brape minit mengadap cermin. Masuk nite duty jek, ade yg tangan gatal gi modified rambut aku. Kan aku da terpikat ngan style baru aku yg vogie the vast tuh. Padan muka kau Akmar kalau aku slalu lambat buat appointment ngan kau! Wahaha......Hah! Ade yg sampai masuk bawah meja bila telinga dia kena pegang. Dat's Ijah for you. Hah! Dia punya pekik bila telinga dia kena pegang, masya Allah......semut tengah berbaris pun bole terencat seh! Seronok jugak kacau budak Ijah nie. Heh! Kesian dia. 10 kali kena pegang telinga, 10 kali jugak dia terpekik terpekau! Kalau korang nak tau asal Changi Prison roboh, sebab dia lah! Wahaha....
Haiz! Best nye bila terkenang kan masa2 dulu.....Tak malu kalau aku katakan yg aku miss sangat kat korang2 tau. AKU MISS KORANG!!!! MISSsssss SANGAT!!!

Photo courtesy of Ijah.

Aku Miss Ah.........

2005-05-16T01:30:00.000+08:00

Hah! Noe wat? I miss blogging......due to work circumstances, my laziness and apart from that, i actualli forgot my username and password. Hee....Nasib baik aku ade tulis dlm organizer aku. All dis while i've been reading others' blog except updating my own. So, i realli miss that.
Another thing i miss most. Dikir barat! Gosh! Tu ari i just got back my file which contains all my dikir lyrics. Browsing thru them, trying to recall back the songs, trying to imagine the steps....Damn! I miss those days. The days when me and my sparring partner lepak sampai tengah malam kat Mac Bedok Interchange trying to finish up our lyrics which was supposed to be submitted the very next day. That moment was really a crucial one. Especially when your mind's not working, idea tak masok...Senang kata otak mati lah. Hah! There was once, i almost cried. Ape kan tak.....otak mati gile punye. Imagine ah...dari kul 6 ptg duduk kat tuh Mac until 9 0r 10 plus, paper aku masih blank. Tak bingit??? Rasanya mcm nak nangis seh. Tapi malu ah nangis depan member.Hehehe. Luckily, ilham pun pelan2 datang kan. Then,everything was a breeze after that. Fuh! Tak salah aku siap gak lyric mlm tuh. Yang kelakarnya, aku rasa kumpulan aku ajelah yg ade 2 people writing for one lyric.Hah! Ideas kite bole plak connected. That's the best thing lah. Actualli, the 1st time aku join dikir barat tak terpikir plak nak jadi penulis lirik. So when the actual lyricist decided to quit dikir barat, aku peh sparring partner tarik aku sesama buat lirik. Terus tersangkut lah aku. Thanks to our mentor in lyrics writing, Abg Farihan! Mane dia sekarang yek? Dulu baru2 belajar buat lirik, kiteorg selalu lepak ngan dia lah. We will show our lyrics, and he will comment here and there. Love to read his lyrics. Brilliant! Biasalah budak ART stream. Very creative. Bahasa pun berbunga bunga. Sometimes i do believe that people who are good in art, are also good in writing good lyrics. Example like M.Nasir. His drawings, SUPERB. His songs, GREAT. His lyrics, like i said: BRILLIANT! One of his songs that caught my attention: Phoenix Bangkit Dari Abu. Until now i'm still trying to search for the book about the legend of the phoenix. Interesting.........
Haiz....and here again i wud like to emphasise: I MISS DIKIR!!! Period.

2005-01-10T02:11:00.000+08:00

Juz came back from nite riding wif my bro on his Honda Wave. Da real motive of him was actualli to deposit money into his account at Bedok Interchange, then to 7-11 to buy bread before proceeding home. End up, we rode to Changi area. The first place he brought me to,was the Old Japanese School. Oh Boy! The vicinity to the school is damn scary seh! The school is uphill, and to go there, you actualli haf to go thru the dark road and up the hill. Gile nak masok!! Mau badi seh!!! But my bro did went up before wif his friends, until the school's assembly area only. The school can't be clearly seen from downhill. And i dun wish to. Haha. So what im a scaredery cat!Dun wanna haf a heart attack at such a young age!

Second destination was the Old Changi Hospital. Just passed by only...Heard so many scary things from people who explore that building. Well, wat do you expect. Such an old building....Imagine if that hospital is still in operation....eeiii......sapa sak sanggup di warded kan kat situ!! Yg penting, kalau aku....kirim salam sua!!

Last destination was the Changi Village. Haha.....Kalau da jejak situ, takde lain tengok bapok ler! That hour was not the bapoks peak period lah. Tak ramai. Dua tiga ketul jek. Yg aku nampak bapok cina jek. Hmm....ade gak yg lawa. Ade satu tuh, jambu seh. Duduk tepi road. Nak ngorat lah tuh. Yg lagi dua tengah patrol2 kat carpark. Kekadang tuh kesian gak aku tengok dorang2 nie. People juz pass by there to haf a look at them. They are just like display items. But then again, like wat my bro said: " Dorang yang nak jadi gitu..." Entahlah eh...... Manusia.......
Hmm....wondering....kaum haiwan ade tak yg confuse gender?? Wahaha..........Nak jugak aku tengok yek!! Kalau sotong tuh memang takleh salahkan. Jantan ke betina ke, tetap lembut! Awww.........

Additional: A recap of wat happened in the afternoon yesterday.......
Me and my bro (again) was on the bike, juz finished chilling at Coffee Bean (White Sands). It was going back time. We were turning at a bend at quite fast speed. That was when my heart skip a beat. Sak ah! Cuak sak aku kejap. We almost hit the kerb, but he managed to brake. Luckily there's no other vehicles following behind us when he jammed brake. Kalau ade....ish, tak dapat aku bayangkan seh....Dah masok spital punye. Si mangkok hayun tuh bleh ketawa plak!! Suar!! Kang tak sempat aku kawin kang!! Wahaha..........
Aniwae, itz an exciting plus scary experience lah. To think back of what happened, hmm.....tak sempat taubat seh kalau betul2 terjadi....Ish..........Tuhan masih sayang kite.............

2004-12-30T01:36:00.000+08:00

Wahaha....today is definitely my happiest day! Why?! Nanti ah...... org baru nak cite da sibuk-sibuk tanya plak!! Tapak kang sebijik baru tau!! Hawau betol!
Aniwae, finally i passed my Prac8 and got to book my TP. Actualli,havent ah. Will be goin tomoro instead. They need to see my RTT result lah pulak. Cukup melecehkan!!! Fuh! Kinda nervous juz now while taking my test. Hate that feeling! But thank God, i made it. After 4 BLOODY times goin thru the same thing over and over again. Now, have to practise more before the TP. TP kalau fail, nampak gaya kena tunggu berbulan bulan seh to book for another test. Tang tuh yg lengit! Hoping to go thru it once only ah. Insya allah.......Amin.

After back from my test, went out again wit mum to IKEA. Nak survey computer table and oso TV cabinet. That was like my 1st tyme there? Fuyoo...terpegun seh aku! There's so many interesting stuffs!!! Rasa mcm semuanyer aku nak beli. Hmmm.....kalaulah aku anak Raja Buloh Betong, da lama aku angkut tuh semua barang2!!! Tapi yg penting, mane nak letak seh?? Oh lupa, kan aku anak Raja. Raja Buloh Betong plak tuh.Sekali gus,konfem aku ade istana betol tak?Kalau da namanya istana, konfem besar punya betol tak? Konfem punya lah bole letak barang2 tuh bersepah sepah!!! Wahaha.......DREAM ON!!!!

Ok, back to reality. As we were walking around, i set my eyes on this particular computer table. Itz just a simple, small table and had a few range of colors ah. The one that i saw kaler wooden brown gitu. They have whitish biege, pink and few other colors which i cant remember available oso ah. Saw the pink one. Nice sak! Lagi2 kena ngan aku nyer wardrobe which is baby blue. Tot of buying it on the spot. But, itz Cash & Carry plus DIY! Tu tak pasal.....dia peh berat,nauzubillah......bole tercabut sak nyawa nak angkat tuh makrip! So, we decided to postpone first. Dis Saturday will be goin down again to purchase it. Kali nie will be bringing my bro along. Jadi Babu jap ah tolong angkat tuh barang lah kan.

Btw, tak syok lah kan kalau gi jauh2 abih balik tangan kosong. So, i bought myself dis ol' skool wall clock and boxes. Realli lurve that clock,man! Very the ol' skool. Ahakz...........$35.Hmmm....oklah,asalkan berkenan di ati!!! But, seriously i didnt expect IKEA to be such a nice place to window shop. I'm definitely going back there again. A cool place indeed!!!

My Favourite!!! =p

2004-12-25T23:55:00.000+08:00

YEAH baby!!! ITZ HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!

LiL' SaiNTs iN Da HouSe

ThE AnGeL & ThE SaiNTs..........

2004-12-02T11:33:00.000+08:00

Yeay! I did my part,at least. Congrats to our very 1st SINGAPORE IDOL, TAUFIK BATISAH!!!! Well, voted only twice for him. Couldn't bear to let Sylvester clinched the Idol Title....maybe my 2 votes made the difference yah!! Haha.......
Simply love the song composed specially for the Idol-To-Be....'I DREAM'. A very meaningful song. Great lyrics......Also beginning to like the song 'Me and Mrs Jones'. Hmmm.....my 1st time listening to that song. Gez it's the way Taufik delivered the song that makes me attracted to it. Well........

Recaps,recaps......Took my Prac8 test last week. Darn it! I failed. 1 immediate failure and 34 points accumulated. Dats a lot...Kinda dissapointed, but ain't gonna give up! Gotta try till i die. Till i get to fulfill my dream. U guys shud noe by now......

On my last cycle at werk,got to witness for the 2nd time,the birth of another new generation. Yup.....got to see how the girl gave birth to a cute lil' girl. Awww.....so chubby. But the process of delivery makes me shudder. Must be very painful! Looking at the girl, i felt her agony. Haf been imagining if i'm the one giving birth instead. Gosh! Definitely i want my hubby to be by my side....or my mum! Haha......mummy's girl. Waddya expect!! ;p

Sigh....i'm now left with bout few weeks before my night shift over and gonna start my day shift soon. Hate the feeling to leave all my kakis......kinda sad to separate. Been together for more than 6 months. The bond is juz there without me realizing it.....Sigh! Sigh! Sigh!

Wateva it is, something to look forward to dis month:

Event : Singapore Hiphop Festival 2004
Date : 11th Dec 2004
Venue : Hong Lim Park, Chinatown (Clarke Quay MRT Stn)
Time : from 12noon onwards
Featuring : Over 30 local crews & performers from the region includes

Apiz
Ilm
Dual
Flavaz
Bigg
Nastee
Pakar Irama
Smash Dâ€™Crepez
Esda Insane
Nthral
Freaky Z
Da Unit
Rapzody
Ahli Fiqir
Fusion-X
DJ Rattle
Corrupt Ethics
Da Forze
3 Kingz
Six 2 Groove
DKruz
Imran
Dry Pnutz
Trivalation
Public Ey3z
Soul-id
BreakForce Crew
Too Phat
G-Femininz
FLK
Psykelekticz
Yadin
M16
Ninja Muscle
KLG Sqwad
Route 45
Uncanny Origin
Vanilla Shaque
Trilogy
Bratz Sindikate
Triple Noize
DJ Ritz
DJ J-Stylez
Proverbs
Dharni
Bonafide Vintage Flavâ€™r
Teh Tarik Crew
X-Statix

Tickets available at Da Cave (Queensway) & Da Source (Far East Plaza) for $15. Spread the word.

www.beats-society.com

Cool, ait?

2004-11-18T23:19:00.000+08:00

Just back from my 'lepaking' session wit my dancing kakis. Dis afternoon, went for my dance practice at Cluster. It seems dat it was my 2nd practice. Sheesh......and the event is like getting nearer and nearer. 18th Dec mind ya! My schedule gonna be damn, damn hectic man!! Mane nak kejarkan my bike lessons. Nie lagi satu problem. I'm like few steps away from getting my licence....juz dat few steps that are hard for me to reach. Takde 'kaki' ah. Personally for me, if u haf someone or somebody to go practice wit you, there will be some motivations you see. Mcm semangat ah gitu... Well, some people juz dun need it. My Bro passed his TP and oreadi got his licence. Happy for him....dats why i muz get it too. Can't wait to buy my dream bike.Harharhar.....

Well, back to my practice. We did few rounds of revising the dance steps. Refreshed my memory since this is only my 2nd practice after so long. Haha. Overall, i think we need lots and lots of practices. Still need to synchronise the steps.....So many parts to improve on,especially me. Maklomlah, my 2nd tyme trying on dancing and i ain't a good dancer.Harharhar.........But im slowly getting hook to dancing. Thanks to them for pulling me in to participate in the event.

Next we discussed about the attire for the day itself. They actually settled on wearing cargo jeans and TANK TOP?? Yes, u read it rite! TANK TOP, people! Gosh! That is so not me......Whole of my 22 yrs of living on Earth, mane penah aku pakai baju mcm gitu! Sleeveless lagik! TIDAK!!!! Kalau badan slim takpelah jugak. Nie.....FATS everywhere!!! Tak cun ah cam gitu kan....But thank God, they give options for some to wear tees and jackets, maybe. Phew! My life saved! Ahakz........Wanna see me in tank tops, haf to wait for me to slim down and get rid of every inches of the fats!!! Harharhar..............
As for the cargo jeans, i oreadi asked 2 frens if they own one so that i can borrow. I dun wanna buy coz i'll be wearing it once for the event only, and the pants will collect dust in my wardrobe. A waste, rite? Hmmm....gotta search high and low for it. Kalau tak dapat jugak...beli pon beli lah....No choice wat.........
And we will be wearing any types of headgears and loop earrings. Wooo........i like!!! Now, dats me!!!! Harharhar........Tot of wearing my beanie and my earrings! Hmmm.....tengok dulu ah kena ke tak.............
Tang kasut plak, will be wearing white shoes wit stripes...ala ADIDAS gitu lah. Ingat nak pakai my white NIKE shoes. If they insist on having stripes, then can borrow from my fren. Pinjam lagik.......Malulah aku..........

HaRi RaYa 2004

2004-11-15T21:38:00.000+08:00

Yeah finally.....gotta sit here and update on wat haf been happening these few days lately. Ya, ya, ya...the whole damn world knows that itz HARI RAYA and NO MORE FASTING!! Yeay?
The last few days nearing to the month of Syawal, myself,mum n bro haf been very, very, very busy. Not enough rest for me and especially my mum. She with all her cookies and cakes, me with the spring cleaning of the whole damn house. Hahaha........Ok, ok.....still haf to mention you, bro. Thanks for cleaning the fans, the walls, the keris, the windows.....hmmm.....dats it? Harharhar..............
Haiz....all for the sake of HARI RAYA............

Finally Syawal came. The morning of Syawal i was still perspiring, touching up on wat's left from last nite. Had a bath. Then, seek forgiveness from both my parents before the guests arrived. Gave them lil' prezzies, not much though. Itz the thought that counts anyway. Had my revenge!! Haha. Took photos of Bro while asking forgiveness from Mum and Dad. Haha.Dats wat he did to me last year. Blegh.....

Dis year Syawal, we went out very, very late. Bout 7pm. There were so many peepz came to my house. Usually itz juz my bro's n sis's family yg datang on the 1st day. But dis tyme there's extra guests. Tuh yg lambat kluar tuh.

For the 1st day raya, i wore a black kebaya which i tailor-made at Tampines with an earth tone colored shoes. Felt so glamorous sia yesterday, with my vogue hairdo. Hehehe.......
Went to Mak Long's house, followed by Mak Uda's and finally, Mak Ngah's. In all, 3 rumah jek kite pergi. Quite boring......Baru nak glamer2. Hehehe.....Kasut plak makan kaki. Padahal dah ikot seh petua kawan aku. Baca Bismillah and niat dlm hati dat im ikhlas to wear the new shoes. Kena jugak makan........Maybe the shoes not seasoned yet lah......

And rite now, im stuck at house just waiting for people to come. Usually 2nd day raya my house will be fully packed, but today not many. Tomorrow itz impossible as they haf started working. Aku nak berjalan pon tak bole. Dorang mesti gi keje ape.....Beli baju pon rugi tak jalan raya. Haiz.......

2004-10-31T06:21:00.000+08:00

Have not been sleeping after Sahur. Gez i woke up on the wrong side of the floor. Al-maklomlah, bilik kite mane ade bed. Lantai tu lah katil kite..... ;p Wat i did after Sahur was ironing my 2 sets of uniform. Angin ape ntah. Oso promised my mom to go Shing Shong wit her later in the morning. Nak belanja barang2 untuk buat kuih raya. Ikotkan hati memang malas seh nak ikot mak aku. Tapi apekan daya.....dah takleh tangguh lagi. Raya dah nak dekat, sum more my schedule gonna be quite tight these few days. Mane nak gi course on my next off day nanti, mane nak pegi amek baju raya aku kat Tampines, mane nak gi shopping ngan mak aku ngan members keje aku........ Sigh! Pack nyer...............

Oh yah, yesterday buang duit lagik!! I didn't go for my bike revision. Terbang $10 aku!!! Adik aku nie ah......he decided not to go, so itz kinda dampen my spirit. Humpffff...........
So i decided to meet Nana up to go to Starhub Center at Cuppage to transfer ownership of my current Starhub line. Initially it was under her name. Kinda impossible for me to change to any other plans as the line was still under her name. Oleh kerana aku semangat kebabian kan nak tukar handfone, tuh yg sanggup meredah hujan panas gi Cuppage. Bila sampai sana jek, we found out that we actually haf to go to their Customer Service Centres. Siak tol!!! The nearest is at Plaza Singapura. Aiseh! Ingatkan nak naik cab jek gi sana. But Nana's bf insisted to walk there. Mentang2 dekat.........Lengit seh....jalan gi sana....dah lah panas terik. Nasib, nasib.......

At PS plak, lama gak kite tunggu for our turns. Tunggu punya tunggu punya tunggu, bulan tak timbul2. CUT!!!! Anjat ge-gerl......haf to pay 30 bucks for the transfer of name. Will be billed to my next bill. 30 pun 30 lah.........semangat lah katakan. After everything's settled, decided to take cab to CT Plaza and Bedok. Tuh dua mangkok hayon tuh nak buka kat Arnold. Aku plak haf to rush back to Bedok intecen to buy mee goreng coz my bro n family nak buka kat umah aku.
Alamak....part nie bingit. Agaknya hari tuh hari pertama dalam sejarah, Cina2 nie pun puasa agaknya. Semua step nak balik lekas.....tuh taxi queue peh panjang!!! Bingit seh.........dorang pon nak balik lincah, nak buka posa kat rumah kot!! Blegh................Taxi plak tak banyak.......Kite pon tunggu taxi kat luar. Pon ramai org......Hujan plak tuh....Mula2 drizzling jek, kite take shelter kat bawah pokok ketapang!! Hehehe.....tak tau lah ape nama pokok tuh....... Makin lama makin lebat....taxi tak dpt2. Mane kena potong jalan ngan dis Mat Salleh couple. Dorang tak nampak ker kite tiga ekor kat bawah pokok tuh ngah tunggu taxi!!! Ish.....cobaan bulan puasa betol seh!!! Den we ran back to PS.....lepek sak rambut aku yg senantiasa vogue tuh!!! Wahaha........

Decided to book a cab. Aku call taxi Comfort, si Nana call TIBS. Sekali both of us dapat cab. Taxi mane yg sampai dulu, kite naik ah. TIBS cab arrived first, so we took it. A minute later, taxi aku plak sampai. He was juz rite behind us. Apek taxi kol aku seh tanya where am i. So i told him dat i oreadi took a cab. Member marah seh, dia kata ' how can you take another cab'!!! Aku jawap ah aku rushing for tyme....member teros letak. Gi mampos. Tu lah, mak kata sarang tebuan jgn di jolok. Kau jolok jugak.........

Sampai Bedok, kena tunggu lagik! Kedai mamak mee goreng pon packo!!! Semalam keje aku mcm gitu aje lah. Waiting and waiting and waiting........ Waiting to exhale!!!!!!

2004-10-21T22:23:00.000+08:00

Hmmm.......today i went for Coaching Skills Course at PSTS. Well, quite boring ah. Lotsa presentations which i hate most!!!!But lucky enuff the facilitator is an interesting chap where he injected humours throughout the course. And i gotta know interesting stuffs, frankly speaking not related to the main objective of the course itself. But, it was rather interesting lah........

Spermatazoa is a term to define millions of sperms swimming around.Wahaha.....Pandai2 lah korang imagine......

Spermatazoon is the one and only sperm that succeeded to reach the egg and hence, developing a foetus in the ovary......Hmmmm......Tu kire the champion of spanner and screw ah!!!

Gerek jugak course nie. Walaupon topic nye terkeluar ring, at least we know the scientific terms of sperms.Bukan tau nak *ehem* jek!!! Wahahaha...........

Oh yah, another interesting thing i got to know today. What's the meaning of 'smart'? Mesti korang akan jawap smart=intelligent, clever, brilliant, neat in dressing....Well, yah itz definitely correct. But in British term, it can also means painful. Hah, so surprising rite?
To put this 'smart' word into a sentence, it can be like this:

" Does it 'smart' you there?"
It simply means: " Do you feel pain there?"......Interesting rite?

2004-10-19T01:27:00.000+08:00

2004-10-17T19:56:00.000+08:00

Selamat Menunaikan Ibadah Puasa........Lagi brapa hari nak raya eh? Wahahaha.... But itz kinda disappointing for me pasal 1st day puasa jek dah 'lampu merah'! Sedih seh! Sigh! Makin bertambahlah hari untuk aku bayar balik puasa. Dah lah tahun2 yg lepas aku tak bayar puasa, tambah lagi tahun nie! Aiyoh, mati lagi baik! Wahaha....... Mengikot kiraan kawan2 sekerja aku, aku ade 800 lebih hari seh! Tak haru tuh. Tambah lagi dis year. Hah kau! Dah seribu lebih!!! Macam gini, terpaksa lah aku pikol beras gi masjid...........Akak insaf.....Sob sob sob.............

Aniwae, cerita selanjutnyer nie happened a few days ago. Only today got the chance to blog it down. Adalah pada satu malam tuh, i was checking my email and surfing websites. Adik aku plak, he juz came back from his lepaking session. He was sitting on da floor behind me, strumming his guitar. Tengah aku syiok dengar lagu while surfing, suddenly i heard adik aku terpekik: " Ah! Pilot!" He ran out of my room with his guitar. Aku nak mengamok aje. Apekan tidak, out of the blue he shouted and startled me! Aku tanya lah apasal. He then laughed and pointed to the ceiling: " Ade lipas terbang!"
Suar punye jantan, aku ingat ape lah. Abis tuh bukan dia nak gi dapur amik mortein ke ape. He juz stood there and watch. Aku suruh dia gi amik mortein. Pantang aku kalau ade makhluk asing nak bermastautin kat bilik aku!!!

Aku pon spray ah si 'PILOT' tuh. Gedebab! Dia jatuh! Sekali, aku ketis. PING! Berpusing! Mcm gasing dah! Sekali tuh aku pon terkam, gigit telinga dia! ADUH! Pakcik jerit! Abih lepas tuh pakcik? Pak eh, oh pak eh! Tempat tidur budak2 sudah siap. Hah anak2! Lekas2 makan, nanti pakcik tunjuk bilik korang!! Wahahaha....dah melalut plak aku gi cerita P.Ramlee plak.

Lepas 'PILOT' tuh kena OC spray aku, terkulat-kulat dia mintak ampun! Agaknya mcm gitu agaknyer aku bila kena OC spray time training dulu. Mata jadik mcm goldfish sak! Oh by the way, si 'PILOT' nie got a strong will to live seh. Dah kena mortein satu hal, ade hati nak jalan lagi tuh. Aku pon ape lagi, aku amik kotak tisu aku hentak kuat2. Eh, tak mati2 nie! Amboi, dia menduga kesabaran aku nie!Aku hentak lagi ngan story book aku!Terkencit dia....Allahyarham telah selamat di kebumikan di dalam tong sampah. Semoga rohnya di cucuri Bangla angkat tong sampah!! Wahahaha.................

" AH! PILOT!!!!" Siol lah kao Majid! Buat aku kekek sak!!!!!!

Sunday Gerek Seh

2004-10-10T18:49:00.000+08:00

Notink much to update today. Morning went for my Prac8 revision wit ma bro. Not a gd day for my revision i gez.... Da lah ramai orang kat sana, aku jatoh plak tuh. Tapi taklah sampai menonggeng kan.... ;p Kalau sekali takpe, nie dua kali. Depan mamat2 amik Class 2A plak 2. Malulah aku!!!! Kalau ade lobang kat situ dah lama aku tanam diri aku sendiri kat dalam!! Malu beb malu....... Dah lah tuh, enjin moto asik mati aje. Eeeiii geramnyer, rasa mcm nak komplen kat Mr Nathan gitu!!!! Nasib baik ade adik aku. Alah.....tak kenal? Alah...si senget tuh!!! Hahaha.....Taulah dia terer....bila dia buat Figure 8 tuh kan, rasa mcm nak sepak aje dia peh kepala lutut! Muka step nak mampus!!! Aku kat situ dah pikiran. Takot jatuh lagi. Malulah aku kalau jatuh depan budak2 yg baru nak belajar Figure 8. Aku nie da lah revision, kalau revision Prac 5 takper, nie Prac 8. Paiseh dok!!! Mati lagi baik!!! Hahaha............ Dan seperti biasa lepas moto, kulit aku menjadi semakin gelap. Mak eh.......cuaca panas kao!!! Biar gelap, tapi manisnyer tetap ade!! Woohoo....Fewittt........ ;p

Lepas the lesson's over, kite pon blah from there and wait for bus kat bus stop. Mestilah kat bus stop takkan kat blakang esbok rumah aku plak!!! Duh! Bus nombor 87 pon sampai. Kite duduk kat tingkat 2. Kalau dah tingkat 2 tuh sudah semestinya kiteorg naik bus double decker lah kan. Tapi nie bukan double decker yg brand keropok tuh tau, double decker SBS...Harap maklom. Si senget tuh duduk near window, dan aku sudah terang-terangnyer duduk blah luar lah. Bukan luar tingkap yek.....Harap maklom sekali lagi. The other side plak duduk sepasang minah ferring. Satu ngah ngorok tido! Nasib baik air liur basi dia tak meleleh. Yg lagi satu, tengah layan blues. Si senget nie (referring to my bro lah, takkan aku plak kan...), memang da semulajadi lelaki pantang nampak pompuan berdahi licin, mulalah dia nak pancing!! Tapi aku lom konfem ah dahi dia licin ke tak. Belom suruh semut jalan atas dahi dia ah. Kalau semut jalan abih tuh dia terpeleset, memang sah dahi dia licin. Kalau tak licin pon, gosok dengan kertas pasir. Gerenti 100% licin. Adik aku nie plak ada hati nak tackle dorang, tapi dia peh bodoh.............. nauzubillah. Nak tackle abih takot2. Eh, jadi nyah lagi baik ah!!! Wahahaha...........

Tapi dgn berkat doa Sang Rajuna Tapak, adik aku pon memberanikan diri utk berkenal-kenalan dgn minah ferring tuh. Dia telah membuat keputusan untuk mengorat minah yg sedang melayan blues tuh. Yg minah sedang tido tuh....sorry.....try again next year yah.......

Senget: Ehem....helo. Sorang aje?

Minah: A'ah sorang. Yg kat sebelah tengah tido nie, kucing saya. Bucuk namanyer!! ( rolling her eyes)

Aku dah kata, adik aku nie bengap skit orangnyer!!

Senget: Hehe. Sindir nampak?!

Minah: Ish, taklah....nak test ur IQ jek. Errr.....u sorang ke?

Senget: A'ah.....

Aku: Oi! Madang sorang jek? Abih aku nie nak letak mane??

Minah: Hi. U nie adik dia ke?

Aku: Oh, tuh sudah mesti. I baru 17 yrs old.

Senget: Oit! Amboi!!! Tak sedar diri. (turning to Minah) Hehe. Dats my kakak. Actualli, i sebenarnya nak kenal2 bole?

Minah: Kenal2? Bole gak.....Ur sis tak marah ke?

Aku: Ish....taklah. Errr....bebual-bual lah dulu yek. Akak nak ke dapur bikin kopi.

Sebenarnya aku tak jadi bikin kopi sebab aku baru sedar yg kite masih dalam bus........

Senget: So, can i haf ur number?

Kebetolan plak, minah 2 dah nak turun.

Senget: Can i?

Minah 2 sambil tersipu-sipu malu dan mukanyer merah padam, menjawab:

Minah: Bole, tapi..........u zip ur seluar dulu bole tak?

Senget: ???????

Suasana dalam bus tuh pon menjadi gelap. Lampu spotlite teros memancarkan sinarnya ke arah aku. Timbul pulak tangan yg bersarungkan kain baldu berwarna pink dari arah kanan ku memhulurkan sekeping kad.

Aku: Ye...dengarkan baik2 soalan terencat ini. Namakan lelaki dalam bus tadi yg tidak zip seluarnya!!!!!

2004-10-06T16:07:00.000+08:00

Wazzup???? Hah! Itz been a long, long, long tyme since my last update yah! Got so many things to blog here, but can only remember bits and pieces. Haha. So called amnesia eh.........
Well, actualli i juz finished scrubbing my toilet. Feeling very satisfied, very freaking clean, very white, very the very lah........Hate dirty toilet! Can't stand the slimy, yellowish floor......YUCKS!
This morning, went for my road revision. Oklah, bole tahan terok. But the circuit revision was hell man. Al-maklomlah da lama tak practise on circuit. Fig 8 semua nyer hancur!!! Gotta practise more on the circuit.

By the way, remember bout the Dinner & Dance audition i mentioned in my last entry? We got it!!!! No way......Yes way!!!! Haha. Cool! We gonna dance at the D & D people!!! Yeah! Oklah, bukannyer action ke ape ke kata omputih. Juz feel excited bout this whole thing. This is my first time dancing....Walaupon tak se'best' mane, tapi bole lah tahan. Wahaha.... ;p
Am trying out new things, other than my dikir barat. Talking bout dikir barat, i miss my Jentayu girls!! :( I miss the good ol' days we used to do. Practising, writing of lyrics, wrecking of brains......i miss everything bout dikir barat, bout JENTAYU SUTERA. Wondering when we gonna get together again for competitions? Mega Perdana 2006 perhaps? Keeping my fingers crossed...... Tangan dah gatal nie nak tulis lyrics!! Wahaha..........I really, truly, madly miss those days! Jentayu days........................

~ Andai dapat ku kuasa di dada, akan ku hidang intan juga permata
Andai bersinar nilam di tasik dada, akan ku bentang seluasnya samudera~

An extract from one of my favourite lyric ( Cetusan ilham dari cerita Memoirs of Geisha).......

2004-09-22T16:27:00.002+08:00

Sorry guys....will be back soon with all my updates. Stay tune yah!!! Thanks. :)

2004-09-22T16:27:00.001+08:00

Sorry guys....will be back soon with all my updates. Stay tune yah!!! Thanks. :)

2004-09-22T16:27:00.000+08:00

Sorry guys....will be back soon with all my updates. Stay tune yah!!! Thanks. :)

Rock Ur Body......

2004-09-04T23:06:00.000+08:00

Geez......it had been days i hadn't update my blog yah.....Hmmm.....Nak kata bz, keje aku mane ade bz. Nak kata tak, memang tak pon!!! Actualli otak mati ah! Tak tau ape nak blog!!! Haha....By the way, if u guys see my template (tuh pon kalau korang nampak ar!!!), i've change to a new one. All this thanks to my bro!! Dia nie memang suka buat keje cam nie. Bole melangok depan computer 24 jam! Agaknyer kalau kat rumah nie ade chamber pot, dia da berak kencing kat situ dah. Tak payah susah kan diri nak pi toilet. Nanti aku nak suruh dia settle kan the pics at my blog and help me change the music. Haha. Aku nie pemalas skit. Lagipon aku bukannyer reti sangat nak tukar tuh nak tukar nie!!! Nak blaja, takde masa! Masa itu emas! Masa itu untuk TIDUR!!! Hahaha...............

Btw last monday, me n my dance gang went to Chinatown for our Prison Dinner & Dance audition. Hah kao....kecut seh perot sementara nak tunggu kite peh turn! Rasanya mcm audition for Singapore Idol gitu!!! When our turn came, we entered the audition room. 3 judges were sitting at the table and we straightaway prepared to play our dance song. Aik! Senyap jek....rewind punya rewind, play punya play....rupa2nya cassette da rosak!! Suar betol! Buat malu company jek.....Then we were told to juz dance without the music. Semua mcm budak bodoh (mcm jek eh, tapi sebenarnya tak bodoh. Di ulangi.... KAMI TAK BODOH!!!) dance on counts. Kekek sak! But when come to lagu 'Senggol-Senggolan', the cassette miraclely played. Oh....kao suka lagu dangdut ye tipah!!!! So, we danced to the music. Teros masok part lagu Bootylicious. Halfway thru, tipah buat hal lagik!! Mangkok hayon!!! But luckily, one of us brought the Destiny's Child CD. So, again we danced to Bootylicious again!

After the dance, the judges gave their comments. Dah ku kata, mcm Singapore Idol. Nasib baik, none of the judges were like Simon Cowell/Ken Lim/Dick Lee. Kalau tak, da lama kena 'GET OUT'!!! Harharhar........Well, we got pretty positive comments, except that we were advised to dance with more energy, more punch!!! Total, we danced for them like THREE TIMES??!! Dorang ingat aper....FREE SHOW??!! Harharhar...........

But i guess, we did gd. Hopefully we will be selected to perform at our Dinner & Dance. Cool! Like one of my friend said: " I joined Prison for this?!!" Harharhar......

Hmmmm......i'm beginning to love dancing........Mane tau kalau aku quit prison aku bole jadi Sriwana dancers ke, Justin Timberlake's dancers ker!!!! Hahaha....joget mcm robot ade hati konon!!!

Thanks Y'all..........

2004-08-28T22:12:00.000+08:00

Yup, today's the end of my birthday. There goes.....i'm 22 now. Hmmm......tua plak rasanya!Hahaha.....Hey! Look on the bright side. There are those older peepz out there!!! Hahaha...juz kidding. No offence yah. ;p

Well, well, well, for my birthday my mum never fails to buy me cake. Never. Thanks mum! No wonder they say, "MUM'S THE BEST!!!!"

Yah, so much crap! Below are the wishes i received from family and friends by mouth and SMSes:

Date: 26/08/2004
Time: Around 1045hrs
Recipient: Norjanah
BDay Wishes Category: Mouth (meaning....she called me lah,goon!)
Her Wish: " Happy Birthday in advance!!!"

BDay Girl's Comment: Thanks, buddy! Sesungguhnya kao lah org pertama yg wish aku. Semangat seh!! Dah, dah..... kao gi polish kasut kao pun baik! Biar berkilat mcm kepala bapak mertua aku!! Wahahaha...................

Date: 27/08/2004
Time: 0000hrs (maknanya, tepat kol 12 tengah malam lah)
Recipient: Fazila aka 2lang.....
BDay Wishes Category: Picture Message
Her Wish: " Happy 22nd Birthday my darling Jun! Hope your 22 years will be filled with love and happiness....."

BDay Girl's Comment: Heeheehee......tak sangka kao sanggup stay up semata mata to wish aku! I'm so touched.....Oh yah, thanks for da book,too. Though i haf not thoroughly read it, tapi konfem gerek! Sesungguhnya, aku mula menjadi ulat buku kerana KAO, Tulang!!!

Date: 27/08/2004
Time: 0004hrs
Recipient: Norijah
BDay Wishes Category: SMS
Her Wish: " Happie 22nd Birthdae, Cheetah! Dah besar dah anak mak eh! Smoga panjang usia murah rezki cepat jodoh! Haf a blessful year ahead of u!! Mat hari jadi...."

BDay Girl's Comment: Kao panggil aku Cheetah, CHEETAH??!! Hehehe.....Cheetah pun cheetah lah. Thanks! Aku suka skali part kau kata 'cepat jodoh'! Harharhar....mentel sak aku! Well, hope it cums true yah! Kalau betol, kaulah org terakhir aku jemput! Wahaha.....bole tolong gosok periok2! Kidding....jgn marah hah. Nanti makin karat 'R' kao!!!!
PS: Thanks for the pink ELLE watch!! :)

Date: 27/08/2004
Time: 0030hrs
Recipient: Family
BDay Wishes Category: Mouth ( dah satu rumah, takkan lah nak pakai tepon plak kan!!)
Their Wishes: " HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"

BDay Girl's Comment: Thanks y'all! And thanks bro, for the BIRTHDAY 22 BASHES!!!! Suar! Sakit siol!!! Tapi takpe...at least dapat gak aku bantai kao!!! Wahahaha.........Birthday aku tuh, cubalah belikan aku Scrambler KTM ke. Kan lebih afdal! Nie pakai pukul2 plak.......
Hang kata hang terror, pi ah...terror apa nie!!!

Date: 27/08/2004
Time: 1059hrs
Recipient: Lela
BDay Wishes Category: SMS
Her Wish: " Happy Bday gurl!"

BDay Girl's Comment: I'm so touched, girl! Serious...tak sangka seh kao ingat besday aku. Thank u so much!!! :)

Date: 27/08/2004
Time: 1131hrs
Recipient: Akmar
BDay Wishes Category: SMS
Her Wish: " Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to Ah Juna..... Happy birthday to you..... Yeah!"

BDay Girl's Comment: Kao ngan Ah Juna kao!! Mak bapak aku kasi nama sedap2, kao gi tukar Ah Juna plak! Tapi takper, oleh kerana kau wish aku kan...tak jadi potong tali pusat!!! Kite potong kek. Meh lah, meh lah potong kek sama2! Aku baru buat kat toilet tadi!! Wahaha.......

Date: 27/08/2004
Time: 1353hrs
Recipient: Normala
BDay Wishes Category: SMS
Her Wish: " Me at juvenile court la...C u later at 8 instead...Btw, hepi bdae!"

BDay Girl's Comment: Wahaha....the SMS above is actualli a reply from aku nyer SMS to her. So, dats y u guys see the juvenile court terlepas kat situ. Al maklomlah, aku copyrite exactly from wat she replied to me. Niwae, thanks Mala. Camne kao tau bday aku,eh??? Hmmm........

Date: 27/08/2004
Time: 1502hrs
Recipient: Nurin
BDay Wishes Category: MMS
Her Wish: " Jun, may all ur dreams+wishes come true. Wish u in gd health n happy always. Amin."

BDay Girl's Comment: Sesungguhnya nasib baik aku da baik from akunyer fever n diarrhoea seh! Tak syok ah kalau berak2 on akunyer besday kan!! Hehehehe............Btw, thanks for the pink ELLE watch,yah!!!! :)

Date: 27/08/2004
Time: 2150hrs
Recipient: Shahril
BDay Wishes Category: SMS
His Wish: " Happy Birthday To You. Hope that u can find happiness n joy in wateva u do. I know that i'm the last person to wish u a happy bday. Its not that i have forgotten, but just that i wanna know what u got for ur bday thus far. Hehehe...."

BDay Girl's Comment: Thanks....tot u forgotten.....Tapi memang lupa kan?? ;p

Date: 28/08/2004
Time: 0928hrs
Recipient: Faezah ( Bro's ex)
BDay Wishes Category: SMS
Her Wish: " Halu...Hepi belated bdae to u sis....."

BDay Girl's Comment: Dis girl, neva miss to wish me.....Bday dia aku tak tau langsung!!! Hahaha...

Date: 28/08/2004
Time: 2001hrs
Recipient: Rashidah
BDay Wishes Category: SMS
Her Wish: " Ohh...mentang2 bday amik leave ye...Hehehe...Slamat ulangtahun yg ke 22, cik kak. Smoga Allah panjangkan umur dan murah rezeki. Amin. Njoy!"

BDay Girl's Comment: Of coz lah. Takkan aku nak amik leave tyme bdae kao plak! Harharhar....Tapi ok gak kan. Bole aku celebrate ngan kao ek! Kao bole bawak aku ronda2 naik moto WAVE kao!!! Hehehe.......

Date: 28/08/2004
Time: 2016hrs
Recipient: Asmah
BDay Wishes Category: SMS
Her Wish: " Jun, hepi bday..."

BDay Girl's Comment: Macihlah Kak Asmah oii......Walaupon kao dah tak satu tempat keje ngan aku, tetapi lobang telinga mu tetap menjadi pujaan hati ku!! Gi korek telinga sekarang! Bertepek anu nya!!! Geli aku!! Wahahaha.......

Hah! Amik kao! Ramai gak yg wish aku bday. Terharu biru rasanya!!!
Thanks y'all! U guys, make my day!!! ................. Yippie........................

Crackers CRACK!!!!!

2004-08-16T08:32:00.000+08:00

Bunyi mcm keropok!! Tapi tak tau lah plak keropok ikan atau keropok udang....Mcm gitulah bunyi badan aku bila kena massage. Yes, massage.....Fuiyoh! A great experience. And a painful one! Wahaha.......Well, last Saturday after werk, we went to Suntec for our SPA Treatment at Jannah Spa. A cool place. They have Planet Fitness below......Gerek seh!! The trainers pun bole tahan!!! *winks*

There were the 5 of us and me and my fren went for the 1st session which was at 10 am. We went inside a room and were told to strip naked....Yes....naked babey! Haha....Tapi kite dua dah expected coz we were already warned beforehand.Initially, the thought of being naked really shuddered me. But who cares, itz the experience gained that counts. Ahakz......Oh yah, kite dpt pakai G-String!! Yea, yea......tapi G-String 'pakai-buang' punye lah. Cedebah, bahasa Melayu kapa!!!

So when everything's ready, 2 massuers went in. My fren dpt the 'he-she' punya. But nothing to be worried about pasal dia nie dah 'convert' habis punye!! So many customers opt for her one leh. Al-maklomlah, she got the strength of a man. So kalau time massage tuh terasa abis punye!!
Anyway, the 1st stage of the treatment was the body scrub. Fuh, syiok! Daki yg dah berpuluh-puluh tahun bertepek kat badan semuanye terkeluar, terjeler......They used sorta salt for the scrub. Bukan garam untuk masak ye murid-murid.....After the scrub, they applied mud all over our body. Hmmm.....love the smell. Bau Ricola beb......sejuk jek. Pas tuh dia bungkus kite pakai hot blankets, kalau dlm bahasa halusnyer 'Body Wrap' lah. By right during this body wrapping stage is where we can have our nap. Tapi kite dua orang nie tak bole diam. Ketawa tak abis2. Agaknya kalau ade customer kat other rooms, mau kena hempok seh. Hahaha.....But cant help it lah. Dahlah dua2 jakun nak mampus.............

After we perspired, we were told to wash off the mud. We were given a choice whether to bathe one at a time or together. We opted for the 2nd one. Kat dalam bilik air lagi kecoh. Questions after questions......

" Eh jun, mcm mana nak bukak air nie?"

" Air dia panas sangat seh, mcm mane nak adjust??!!"

" Ijah, kao ade pakai the shower gel tak? Are we supposed to?"

" Ijah, aku nak kencing ah. Bole ker?"

" Dorang ade kasi G-String baru tak?"

" Jun, mane nak buang G-String nie??!!"

Kekek sak kiteorg kat dalam. Mcm2. Soalan bodoh semua bole terkeluar! After the wash up, kite masok balik kat bilik. Pat nie yg seronok. MASSAGING TIME!!! Mula2 seronok sampai tertido tido. Skali bila dia urut kat akunyer belikat, hah amik kau! Peh sakit!! Nak pekik, tak glamer lah kan. Nie kalau kat rumah dah lama aku memekak. Sakit gile kao...Dia tak abis2 tenyeh at the same spot. Dlm hati berkata gak, bila lah dia nak move on pat lain. Member aku kat sebelah senyap jek. Ingatkan dia syiok kena urut, dah kat dreamland ke ape ke. Skali dia pun sama. Tengah tahan sakit!! Wahaha.........Kite dua tak bole angkat pat dia urut kaki. Geli.....I guess my tukang urut knew that i was fidgeting whenever she massaged my thighs and betis. Nak step tido pun tak bole......

After the whole treatment completed ingatkan dorang nak kasi kite 1/2 hours sleeping time ke ape ke. Skali dah di suruh dress up lah plak. Itu menandakan dia suruh kite blah dari bilik tuh. Kecewa jap.
Lalu dengan badan yg lemah longlai kite pun bangun dari katil dan dengan perasaan yg hampa, lalu mengenakan pakaian masing2.

" Cik Jun, Cik Ijah.... dah siap ke belom? We need to use the room."

Kite berdua bersepakat untuk menggunakan taktik kami yg terakhir untuk memujuk supaya kite dapat menggunakan bilik itu untuk tidur. Kite pun memulakan bicara dengan empunya spa:

" Exsqueeze me Miss. Kite nie bukannye ape. Actualli kite nie baru abis keje malam. Jadi paham-paham ajelah, kalau keje malam nie mane bole tido kat tempat keje kan. Tak gitu, Ijah?"

" Betol tuh. Jadi kite berdua nie nak mintak lah budi baik Cik supaya kite bole tido kat bilik nie sekejap jek.....Kalau setengah jam tak bole, empat jam pon jadi lah...."

Empunya spa sedang berfikir. Aku dan ijah menyinggul antara satu sama lain tersenyum kerana konfiden cadangan kami itu di terima. Kemudian, empunya spa mula bersuara:

" Well, it will not pose any problems for us if both of you want to sleep in this room. It's just that........."

Helemek mangkok nie, kite dua ada cantik jek susun bahasa bebual ngan dia.... dia speaking London plak kat sini.......

" It's just that........WE HAVE TO MASSAGE YOUR LEGS!!!!"

"HUH?? TIDAKKKKKK!!!!!!!"

Tanpa segan silu, kite pun menendang pintu bilik lalu lari keluar dari spa itu. Bila tersedar yg kite belum bayar, kite pun berpatah balik. Menanti di pintu gerbang spa itu, dua orang wanita bersenjatakan minyak urut dan dengan senyuman yg amat sinis mereka bersuara serentak:

" MAU URUT KAKI KA??"

"TIDAKKKKKKK........."

2004-08-12T06:57:00.000+08:00

Can't get back to sleep....hav been tossing around since 6am until i received 1 sms. Sekali a msg from Hadi dah...... So, i've been smsing with him until now.....

Bout dis Hadi guy, actualli i dun noe who is he, how he looks like....It all happened bcoz of one sms sent to the wrong person. He was supposed to sms his friend/gf bout their appointment @ City Hall that particular one fine day. Ironically, jari dia terpeleot skit and his sms came to me. Well, being a kind soul here i decided to reply him dat he got the wrong person. Kesiankan....kang nanti dia terjongok tunggu kawan dia kat CT Hall mcm buah durian tak jatoh plak. Tapi memang buah durian tuh takkan jatuh pun sebab mane ade pokok durian kat situ........
He thanked me and yup, we've been smsing each other till now. But not that frequent though.
Lil' bit bout him....he's still studying in NUS and surprisingly, he wanna get a job at PRISON after study. Ape kena dorang nie....takde tempat lain ke? Hahaha..........Suka hati kao lah nak. In future, aku kenalah salute kat dia.Al-maklom lah Senior Officer kao. Tak salute kang kena sound plak. Hahaha.......

2004-08-07T19:03:00.000+08:00

Woah....dis week was a rather tiring week for me. Why? Because I was called in on my 1st off and kebetolan plak i was on Standby1. Suay seh......Nie ah, mangkok hayon tuh punya pasal lah! Tak abis2 amik MC....balik2 muka dia, balik2 muka dia yg amik MC. Menses cramp lah, kakak dia nak kawin lah (hari2 tak penah kawin ke?? hahaha....), demam lah....alamak....seribu satu kisah ah dia tuh. Nak aje aku swing dia punye muka, tapi tak baik pulak....anak orang. Suka?

Aniwae, i was deployed to do hospital hospital duty @ KKH yesterday. Dapat plak kaki yg gerek2. Mau roboh tuh ward seh! Apekan tidak....empat2 ekor bebual, ketawa mcm hospital tuh bapak kite yg punye! Tapi memang bukan pon!!! Bebual punya bebual, satu2 plak mata dah tangkap steam. Lagi2 aku......apelagi aku tros lepak ah atas sofa.

Dis was where i had a scary dream. Sak betol ah! Nak layan blues pun tak boleh. Ade jek yg inter-frame. I dreamt that the 'thing' wanna enter my body. In my dream aku baca2 ah, tapi ayat ape pun aku tak tau. Ayat Kursi kot? Ntahlah......but wat i noe that 'thing' kept wanna entering my body tapi tak bole pasal aku asik kumat-kamit baca jek......Pas tuh aku terbangun...
Seram siotz! Memang kebetulan plak, itz my 2nd day menses. Badan consider tengah 'kotor', so kena ah.....Hmmmm.....thank goodness itz not for real.....Phew..........Itz true ah my colleagues kata dat the ward is rather 'dirty'. Even the toilets. Aku kalau kena night duty kat KKH nie sanggup tahan kencing seh. Sapa nak, malam2 buta pegi toilet sorang2. Ish...dah mcm2 cerita aku dengar. Eeeiii.....seram..........

Well, so much about my nightmare....now i wanna share wit u guys the lyric of lagu 'Bila Rindu' by Ruffedge. I simply love dis song seh. Feeling.....lurve the lyric too.... Go and download dis song. Janji puashati!!!! Hehehehe..........

Bila Rindu

Dikeheningan malam

Termenung ku berseorang

Tak lena mata dipejam

Terdengar suara terngiang

Suara merdu yg disayang

Bagai kau didepan mata

Ku capai tapi tak kena

Sukarnya memendam rasa

Ingin ku luahkan kata

Chorus

Bila rindu

Terkenang mu sayang, terasa sayu

Syahdunya jiwa ku bila malam makin kelam

Jauh terbang diri ku melayang

Aku rindu

Sentuhan mu, ku rasa sayu

Inginkan jiwa mu selubungi jiwa ini

Bawa ku dalam pelangi

Melepasi batas diri ini.

Jauh angan ku lena

Kurasa kita bersama

Kau bawa daku kesana

Ke alam kisah yang lama

Kenangan didalam jiwa

Bila terjaga semula

Disisiku kau tiada

Sukarnya ku pendam rasa

Inginku luahkan semua

Chorus

Bridge

Sesungguhnya kita mestilah

Wujudkan sefahaman dan hormat menghormati

Ikhlas kasih

Sabar insyAllah kita akan

Bertemu semula

Spoken Words

Aura yang memecah semesta

Menyampaikan pesan kesunyian dikala sendirian

Kesepian menyelubungi hari-hariku

Disajikan dalam doa-doa rindu

Yang menanti kau datang dan pergi

Seperti mimpi-mimpiku fantasiku

Bukan dongeng lagi yang sayup kedengaran

Disisi cuping di setiap corong

Lorong yang lohong

Benar ku tak bohong

Bila hati menyanyi

Chorus

.........Gosh, what am i thinking...........

2004-08-03T23:45:00.000+08:00

I've been so down.......

I felt so lost....

Dun noe if my feet is still touching the earth or i'm walking on air.........

My mind's a blank.......

Gosh, what am i thinking......

Have let it all out to my best companion, but still the fact just lingers in my mind......

Been trying to breathe fresh air at the Singapore River hoping to find a heal......

But it just won't go away..........

Gosh, what am i thinking.......

I don't wanna be alone coz it will just come back and it won't go away.......

Oh God, show me the light, show me the path i should follow.......

Please brighten my life and lighten my heart coz it just won't go away.........

Gosh, what am i thinking.......

Riding on the bus was just like sailing on a boat without the oar......

Felt like i'm drifting and drifting and drifting........

Oh God, please bring me back to Earth.........

Cast me off this torment coz I feel so, so lost...........

Gosh, what am i thinking...............

What am i thinking............

PS: Janah, told u i dun wanna go home......................

Jgn Takut....Kalau Kau Takut, Aku Pon Takut......

2004-07-25T21:29:00.000+08:00

Assalammualaikum kaum kerabat bloggers ku sekalian.......Well, im back in action to update my blog yg dah lama terbelangkai. I've been K.I.V for a while due to the lack of ideas and also the non-interesting encounters for the past few weeks.

Well, I'll start with what I've encountered during my 2 days night duty. Kebetulan b4 akunyer 1st nite duty, semalamnya aku lepak ngan squadmate aku kat Starbucks Tampines. Member adelah tanpa segan silunya menceritakan pengalaman dia kena sampuk sebab tegur bau wangi kat tempat keje. It was actualli like this:

Pada satu ari around 7 plus dah nak Maghrib jugak lah, member nak naik to Level3. The moment she opened the door, she smelt something strong. Bau wangi ah. Si mangkok hayun periok belanga nie plak,mulut takde insurance pegi tegur...."Siak ah!Kuat seh bau!!!"
Hah kau! On her way home, dia dah rasa tak sedap badan. Her forehead was excruciatingly painful........Once she reached home, she started to scold her mom, her sis, sapa2 lah yg ade kat umah tuh. Marah mak bapak dia pakai 'aku' 'kau'......Bole? So from there her mom suspect sumtink wrong oreadi ah. She even tried to run out of her house and nearly jumped off the building. Luckily her dad and bro managed to catch hold of her. She needs 5 people to pin her down. Berat dok kalau orang kena sampuk!!! Thank God now she's fine.....Her dad panggil tukang ubat. So peepz, moral of da story....jgn tegur kalau bau ape2 walaupon ianya bau kentot members anda semua!!! Hahaha.....

As for my own experience, the day after the lepak session wit my fren, i was deployed to the exact location where she was on duty that fateful nite. Dlm pukul 8 lebih gitu ah, i was bz typin on my computer in the guardroom when i heard the sound of keys and the door outside being opened. Bila toleh, there's no one. I tot it was my partner from Level4 coming down to my location. But there's nobody.....Ok takpe, mayb salah dengar. Sekali, the same thing happened. I turned...takde org jugak. Dah cuak jugak seh. It happened about 2 to 4 times. But aku buat bodoh jek. Seram tuh seram gak ah, tapi cool mesti maintain...My other friend pernah cakap ah dat dun show that ure scared sebab 'benda' tuh bole tau. The more u scared, the more dia nak kacau. Alhamdullilah, few minutes later, my partner came down. Lucky seh i got company....Phew! Seram dok!!!

Another incident which happened this morning around 4:10am. But this was related by my team members who went for wat we call 'girdle round' around dat tyme. 5 of them were walking when they heard someone mengilai. Most thought that it must be one of the prisoners ah. But one of them knew that it was that 'thing'. So, she reckoned the rest to juz continue walking. 'Benda' tuh sort of pass by jek ah. Siak kan....pagi2 buta pon ade!!! Aku rasa 'benda' tuh nak balik station dia ah. Al-maklomlah dah nak Subuh.......

Gosh! I cant imagine wat else will there be for us,especially during the 7th month Ghost Festival!!! Mak.......Jun takot................:o

FiNaLLy......

2004-07-18T14:13:00.000+08:00

Phew.....finally i get to link my pictures successfully!! Been trying hard since last nite. Hey peepz, feel free to browse the pics yah. See ya...Chow!

2004-07-09T01:23:00.000+08:00

Hello peepz!! Guess wat i hav for u guys 2day?? Hahaha.....gd news,man. Gd news!!! Well, i finally passed my Prac 5!!! Yeay! I can't believe it. But actually thanks to the instructor's kindness, he actually passed me even though i've accumulated 14 demerit points. He gave me 10 points instead. Best kan!! Thanks, Mr Richard Chuang. YOU'RE SIMPLY THE BEST!!!

And as usual we got to pillion ride again after the evaluation. But dis tyme my pillion was a guy. It was not planned actually. Since there were no other girls other than me taking the Prac 5, i was supposed to do a solo pillion ride. And coincidentally dis Chinese guy whom i pillion rode seems to hav lost his 'supposed' partner and he really looked blur at that moment. So, i offered him to ride wit me. Surprisingly, he agreed. Having a guy as a pillion was rather challenging. He might looks thin but hey, he's heavy mind ya! Couldn't keep my balance. Hahaha......Niwae, a good experience though.........

After getting my result, i proceeded to Level 2 together wit this Malay guy who took the evaluation wit me, too. We're going to buy our PDL there. He asked a favour from me to pay for him 1st using my NETS as he didnt have one wit him. Well, i hav some doubts initially but i decided to trust my judgement and i agreed to. He's a nice guy actualli. But, reminders people....DUN 100% TRUST ur own judgement. Hahaha.....After i made the pay for him, suddenly i had a negative thought. ' What if he decided not to pay me back?'
But thank God, he did. Good judgement,huh?......
Btw for your info, i didnt get to buy my PDL as i didnt bring my IC!! Sheesh.........Can't book Prac 6 yet. Sigh........

Niwae, watched SPIDERMAN 2? I simply lurve the ending!! Hahaha...Spiderman(Peter Parker) is finally with MJ(not Michael Jackson lah....Mary Jane!!) Great movie!! I bought the DVD from JB,oops......pecah lobang!! Hehehe.....Yerp, went to JB last nite wit Shahril. Bought a few DVDs....SHREK2, 13 GOING TO 30 and SPIDERMAN2. Actually there's lotsa more i wanna buy, but can't bring in too many lah. Thought of buying DAWN OF THE DEAD. But since i got a negative review from my bro, i decided not to. Tot of buying cigarettes oso, but decided not to. Hahaha..
Hmmm....the journey from Singapore to JB and vice versa was 'HELL...ok but fun' :) The hell part was that i keep melorot from the pillion seat to the rider's seat. U shud know R1 bike got a high seat behind.....Gosh! There're moments i wished that he dun brake too hard coz confirm aku akan melorot lagi!!! Hahaha..The fun part was the highway ride!! Gerek dok!! Rasa mcm dlm cerita KL MENJERIT!!! Laju siotz!!! Woohoo.........

~ Berkejaran bintang di lautan, nafas kesesakan...Membilang rindu dendam, jangan hilang punca....~
<< Gelisah Mimpi...KL MENJERIT>>

2004-07-07T10:36:00.000+08:00

PART I

I could have passed......I could have passed.......

Damn!I could have passed my Prac 5 if not for dat bloody damn ugly plank course!! Arghh.....i made thru my Fig 8, but cock-up the plank. Shessh!!!

I was half-way thru the plank when i felt my bike was going to off course. I was like: "Come on, come on, dun die on me, dun die on me!!" Tup-tup...mcm tanpa segan silu tuh moto gi off the plank plak. Alamak peh pathetic! Hancur harapan....punah ranah! Nak taknak terpaksa continue wit the test ah. Finish up wit my e-brake. Sigh!

After the evaluation, I tried pillion riding. Woah! Susah seh! It was heavy, susah nak balance. Was wondering how the riders can pillion? It looks ez, but wen u finally get to ride wit a pillion...AMIK KAU!! Aku punya pillion plak makcik ada lah dlm umur lebih kurang 40thn. Dia duduk punyalah dekat ngan aku, sampai tercepit. ~Kurang rapat, nak rapat lagi!!~ Terpaksa lah aku sound dia:

" Kak, bole duduk belakang skit? Tercepit saya....."

" Oh sorry..."

Fuh! Baru lega skit, much more comfortable.....Tapi sesusah susah pillion riding nie, fun jugak! Hehehe....
Tomorrow will be my 2nd try for Prac 5.Hopefully everything's goes well for me. Insya Allah.....

"Boss, when are we going to eat? Today or tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow never dies....."

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PART II

Was watching ANUGERAH when i received SMS from my team leader:

"Jun, kau minat Fadly tak?"

Dlm hati, ape kene org tua nie. Tanya aku soalan mcm gitu. Btw, this Fadly guy is one of the ANUGERAH's contestant.
Aku pun reply:

"Minat kehenseman dia jek!Hee3."

And i tot it ends there and that's it, skali org tua nie bleh reply balik:

" Kau nak nombor HP dia? Aku ada coz aku ade beli perabot from him."

Lerr.....kekek sak aku dengar! Terus aku dah malas nak layan dia. Hahaha...Kalau korang nak tau, mcm gitu lah team leader aku! Anak da empat, tapi kaki gila2 gak!!

Btw, the guest appearance at ANUGERAH was DiNoDi. Lurve their song,man! JANJI DIANA......Gotta download. Dorang peh duet punya lah harmony....Respect abis ah. Kebetolan plak dua2 budak dikir...Hahaha.

Tengah tengok TV, skali ade plak orang ketok pintu.....

Tok,tok,tok.........

Dengan langkah yg malas aku pun membuka pintu perlahan-lahan. Tiba-tiba, angin kuat menyapu muka ku. Berdiri dan membelakangkan pintu, seseorang yg mcm ku kenal tetapi yg nyata aku tak pasti sama ada aku kenal ataupun tidak. Dengan nada yg terketar-ketar aku bertanya:

" Excuse me, r u Mr Fatha? I'm Mr Mamat, driver syarikat Tuan..."

Oops salah tanya plak....Aku pun bertanya semula, all over again:

" Excuse me. Looking for anyone?"

Dia tidak menjawab. Aku mula merasa bulu roma ku meremang. Ish..mustahil lah. Aku tanya dia lagi. Adelah dlm lima hingga sepuluh kali. Tak jawab2 jugak. Kotak tisu tuh sampai kosong asik lap air liur aje. Last, aku dah bingit aku pun tanya dgn nada yg agak keras:

" EXCUSE ME...R U DEAF OR SOMETHING??? Kau bukan tak tau da brapa lama aku tunggu kat sini. Ini pun aku rasa nak terkucil nak terkeluar ku tahan, Jebat. "

Lalu dgn perlahan dia menggerakkan tubuhnya menghadap aku...

" TIDAK......"

PS: Majid, rambut kao tolong ubah!!!! Heeheehee..........

2004-07-02T23:38:00.000+08:00

I'm beginning to like Figure 8 babeh!!! Woohoo....itz fun goin thru it. Used to have phobia, but nw...HELL YA! Hahaha....
It seems like my confidence is built up after going thru bout 5 practices of the circuit route. Book myself for the Prac 5 circuit test dis coming Tuesday (06th July).

Kinda nervous bout it. I might feel confident now, but dun noe on the day itself. Lagi2 with the instructors around to watch on you, the mistakes u make.....Arghhh.....itz horrible, man!!! Tapi demi cinta ku pada scrambler, akan ku perjuangkan seni budaya,oops salah....

Niwae after my revision, called Mak to jalan2 kat intecen. I had an haircut. Hmmm....seems to like my new haircut. Sekali pandang mcm Junainah, dua kali pandang mcm Halle Berry lah plak. Ish, confuse aku!! Nak kata Junainah, Halle berry....nak kata Halle Berry, Junainah...kadang2 Junainah, kadang2 Halle Berry...nie namanya Junainah Halle Berry!! Fulamak, mcm nama heroin sensasi masakini dan abad ini lah.....Kwang kwang kwang......

Talking bout heroin sensasi, teringat plak pasal movie preview 'HINGGA HUJUNG NYAWA' that will be held at Tepak Sireh Restaurant. Erra Fazira and Yusry will be coming down!!! Gereknya......Nak pegi!!!! But i gez im working on dat day...Hmm...nampak2 nya kena lah tunggu movie tuh kluar kat panggung wayang. Limit2 tunggu kluar VCD. VCD cetak rompak confirm da kuar sekrg. Kalau aku beli, di tuduh jadi lanun plak! Walhal cita2 aku tinggi. Setinggi Gunung Everest. Sia2 jek mak bapak aku kuar $$$ sekolah kan aku tinggi2, sampai dapat Diploma. Ade ker nak jadi lanun. Ape standard!!! Aku nak jadi PIRATED CD!! Huh, dengar nama jek korang da gerun kan? Kan janet kan,kan,kan??!!

Kau Milik Ku.......

2004-06-29T11:36:00.000+08:00

Sudah bertahun, berbulan, berhari, berjam, berminit dan bersaat kau ku nanti menjadi milikku. Milik ku seorang....

Tidakkah kau tahu betapa aku mendambakan diri mu? Tidakkah kau sedar betapa tingginya hasrat ku untuk memiliki diri mu? Gembiranya aku bukan main kepalang lagaknya, seperti aku ingin mendendangkan lagu 'Ku Milikmu' nyanyian Siti Nurhaliza. (oh, idolaku!) Harharhar.......

Tahukah di kau makan ku tak lalu (kerna ku dah terlalu kenyang), tidur ku tak lena (sebab ku dah tido berjam-jam lamanya), mandi ku tak basah (kerna ku mandi cowboy...harhar)??!! Semuanya kerna mu......kerna mu.

Nyaris2 gila jadinya aku. Namun, betapa aku bersyukur kepadaNYA kerna akhirnya kita di temukan jua. Di temukan di saat2 aku mendambakan mu, di detik2 aku merindui mu, di waktu2 aku benar2 memerlukan mu......Hah, betapa bahagianya aku kini setelah kau ku miliki. Betapa bahagianya........

Kepada teman2 bloggers yg ku sayangi, dgn berbesar hati aku memperkenalkan kekasih ku >>> Muhammad Levis Jeans.... I LOVE U, BABY!!!!

C'ya.....Jun's out!

2004-06-26T23:50:00.000+08:00

Juz back from Tampines wit both my parents. Bapak aku yg ajak gi Tampines Mall. He wanted to repair tali jam, but too bad his watch still have to be sent to the agent for the spare part. It will take at least 3 weeks.....

Pas tuh kite gi BEST plak kat Century Square. Mak aku plak nak beli blender. Sesungguhnya hari nie hari mak bapak aku shopping. Hahaha......

Tapi yg paling BEST skali....Ceh, mentang2 lah gi BEST tadi,semuanya best!!! Kite mencekik kat Swensen. Bapak aku mengidam nak makan steak. Dia mengandong aku rasa. Tengok ah perot dia tuh. Boroi semacam jek!! Kalau tak silap mata memandang apatah lagi bahu yg memikul, mau 11 bulan kandongan nye tuh!!! Fuh! Nampaknya aku bakal menimang adik lagi!!! Agak-agaknya lelaki ke pompuan eh? Mintak2 pompuan ler, leh main masak2 ngan dia. Da bosan ah dgn brudder yg ade nie. Bangun pagi jek nampak muka dia. Nak tido nampak muka dia. Nak gi jamban pun muka dia lagik! Kalau muka Yusry takpelah jugak. Tapi tak bole jugak. Kang nanti Erra Fazira jeles plak kalau tau laki dia kat umah aku. Tak pasal2 nanti Yusry kena karate. Dia da lah kurus, mau berderai tulang temulang dia!!!

Kalau dia karate si Yusry jek takpe, kalau aku kena mcm mane plak? Patah plak tulang si Erra. Kalau dah patah tulang, Erra da tak bole berlakon lagi. Kalau dia tak berlakon, sapa nak ganti? Aku jugak...Bukannyer aku taknak, cuma aku taknak merampas popularity Erra aje!! Da penat lah aku dengan gosip2 yg dorang lempar kat aku! Da tak larat nak layan. Sampaikan manager aku, si Whoopi Goldberg tuh resign!! Sekarang dia da ade career sendiri. Jadi pelakon jugak tuh!! Korang tengok cite Sister Act? Yg jadi 'nun' tuh sememangnyer bukan aku, tapi bodiguard aku, Whoopi!!! Cayalah Whoop, bila free kite minum kopi sama2 ah. Leh discuss pasal movie kite yg akan datang :Soalnya Siapa Gelap?

Oklah mangkok hayunz semua, aku da penat.

"Eh, abang Yusry blom balik lagi???"

C'ya......Jun's out!

"Mane laki aku??!!"

"Alamak! Kak Erra......."

AL-FATEHAH

2004-06-25T06:43:00.000+08:00

Pulang satu lagi anak cucu Nabi Adam dan Hawa ke pangkuan Ilahi...

Allahyarham Alwiyah Bte Barji...itulah nama ninda yg telah pergi pada 24 Jun 2004. Berumur 80 lebih, beliau sering jatuh sakit, sering keluar masuk hospital...Seksa zahirnya di cucuk jarum-jarum waktu di rawat di sana.
Biarlah dia pergi kali ini,agar tidak terseksa zahirnya,agar tidak terseksa batinnya.......

Teman-teman ada yang bertanya,tidakkah aku sedih atas pemergiannya? Terus terang aku akui bahawa aku tidak rasa begitu, tapi bohong jika aku katakan yang aku tidak rasakan kehilangannya.
Cuma apa yg aku rasa tidak lah seteruk sewaktu arwah ninda ku(sebelah mak) meninggal dunia. Kerna aku rapat dengan arwahnya. Tidak pula bagi ninda ku yang ini.....

Walau bagaimanapun, akan ku sedekahkan berkat doa untuk mengiringnya ke sana agar rohnya di cucuri rahmat. Amin.

Juz ChiLLin'......

2004-06-21T10:03:00.000+08:00

As usual, for Father's Day the whole family will gather at Arnold Fried Chicken Restaurant to celebrate. Order makanan mcm da 10 bulan tak makan seh!!! Melampau-lampau nafsu makan kiteorg....mengalahkan buragas yg sememangnya sentiasa lapar apatah lagi hodoh wajahnya!!!

After our main dishes, and as usual again we had our desserts. Bukan desert yek kanak-kanak budus 'sta'-'in'! D.E.S.S.E.R.T = DESSERT!!!! Fuh, when comes to dessert, perut yg dah nak meletop kekenyangan pon can still afford some space for it. Kalau bole nak order lagi tuh....pakkal malu di categorykan sebagai gelojoh. Kite sebagai wanita nie kenalah maintain ke'vogue'an kite!! Tak gitu? Hahaha......

Aniwae, after the whole celebration, we went our separate ways as in, my mom n dad went home while me n my brudder headed to City Hall.

Kite berdua yg mcm Beauty n The Beast (kwang kwang kwang...) pon straightaway went to Flash n Splash boutique. Biasak jugak, aku nak carik skate shoes ah apalagi. Oops...jgn salah anggap. I am no skater, but i juz like da skaters' sense of fashion. Call me posers or wateva u want, itz still up to individual to decide. Ajak adik aku nie bagus, dia mcm fashion consultant aku when comes to this kind of stuffs. Carik punya carik punya carik, at last my eyes caught this Black Gravis shoes.....

" Excuse me, do u hav size 7 for this?"

" I'll check for you."

Aku pon try ah size 7. Muat tuh muat, but cun2 saiz kaki aku. Tang tuh yg tak cun. Kalau pakai socks, gerenti ketat. So, tanpa segan silu i ask for size 8.

" So sorry, there's no more size 8."

Crack!!! Jiwa retak seh......another waste trip! Dgn perasaan hampa lagi pilu, kite pon melangkah kuar. Kalau bole mcm nak bakar jek boutique tuh. Semua takde!!Aku bukan mintak saiz 10, saiz 8 jek.Tuh pon takde!!!!

Brudder pon suggested to search @ Penin. Terkopak duit aku kat sini. Belanja dia 'asap'!! Hehehe....nasib baik aku leh tumpang sekaki......
Well, kat Penin pun takde. So, we headed to The Heeren. Flash n Splash again. Saw the same black shoes, ask for the size...no size. However, the salesgirl initiated to checkout other outlets for the size. Thank God, she found 1 @ Surfbabe Wisma Atria. She helped us to reserve the shoes. Sebagai tanda penghargaan, aku pon belik ah Roxy beanies from there. Tuh pon Brudder yg recommend!!Hehehe...quite kewl actually.....

Wit my beanies on ma head, we walked to Wisma. Sampai sana, tros belik. But of course, mesti ah try dulu kan. Mangkok hayon aje yg beli kasut tak try dulu!! Peh happy aku!!! Rasa mcm nak pekik: "I'M QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!!" Ala2 mcm crite Titanic gi2 ah...

Lepas tuh gi Far East. Brudder plak nak carik beanies kaler brown. In the end dpt brown cap. Oklah tuh, lawa gak.....
We took neoprint. Al-maklomlah, da sama2 pakai beanies kan...Tang nie aku rasa mcm nak tapak jek tuh neoprint machine. Ade ke everything is in Japanese Lang. Kelam kabut seh. Sampai choose salah background. But luckily, tak terchoose background bunga2 seh. So sissy...YUCKS! Well, the pics turn out good but okay. Huh?

Bila semua hajat dah tercapai, we chilled @ Esplanade. On the way there, we passed by Padang. Woah! The stage for Linkin Park concert is like....Woah! Rasa mcm rugi tak gi.......
At Esplanade, kite dua yg mcm pelarian Vietnam nie juz chilled out kat sana. Bebual pasal BGR, topik2 semasa lah in short.....

Haiz....dats how we spent our day yesterday. Walaupon dua org jek, it was still fun!!! Hahaha.....

Special credit to the Salesgirl @ Flash n Splash (The Heeren)...
Aku tol nyer 'suspect' ah sama dia!! Tanpa dia, sapalah kasut aku tuh kan.......

C'ya....Jun's out!

@TTiTuDe

2004-06-18T10:49:00.000+08:00

Not a good evening to start off with yesterday. Noe wat? On my way to work, I brought along the Manja's note to collect the FREE bag that they offered for this month's edition. Kalau ikutkan hati, memang tak kuasa nak amik. Oleh kerana beg tuh mcm lawa gitukan.....

Sampai jek kat intercen, I straightaway head to the Buzz Kiosk:

"Uncle, this one can collect here?"

"This one, not mine!"

Mak eh! Senang jek dia jawab. At least cakap ah baik2 skit.....

"Sorry, this one cannot collect here. U can try this place or that place....yadda...yadda....."

At least, sedap skit telinga mendengar, apatah lagi bahu nie yg memikul!!!

Ok tak pasal....so i walked to the bus stop where i usually take Bus No.2 to work. The newspaper stand there where i was supposed to collect it from.

"Auntie, the bag can collect here?"

"Nanti sekejap, nanti sekejap!"

Ler, nie lagi satu attitude! Tak paham ah org2 zaman sekarang....Peh attitude nak mampos! Takleh 'angz' ah!!! Helemek...'peng' aku kejap.
Takpe2...aku cool. So i wait for her to finish up wit wateva she's doing. Then, she took the bag out of a box and threw it on the table.

Mcm s***!!! Susah sangat ke nak kasi beg tuh kat tangan aku? Or at least letak baik2 atas meja tuh tak bole ke??? Alamak...kalau ye pun menopause, takyahlah nak tunjuk2 kat aku yg masih cun nie!!
Nak aje aku tapak nie nyonya!!

But then again, being born a kind-hearted soul, aku sabar......

Sesungguhnya dat evening SUNGGUH HOT.COM!!!!!

C'ya....Jun's out!

BaCK AfTeR HiBeRNaTioN

2004-06-17T16:15:00.000+08:00

Woohoo......I'm back after few years of hibernation from blogging. Back with new blog settings...thanks to u,bro!! As a token of appreciation from me for helping to beautify ma blog, aku nak belanja kao.......ape eh.....hah! AIR PAIP!!! Kao bole amik seberapa banyak yg kao suka....1 litre? 2litre? Nak 10 litre pon bole. Amik,jgn tak amik.....free flow,boy!! Jgn takot,biar akak bayar!!! Wahahaha.........

To all the peepz out there,juz bear with me coz you'll be seeing few stuffs on ma blog for at least the next few days. Al-maklomlah,kite nie kan keje lembur. Balik keje jek,tido.Kekadang tak ngantok pun,tido. Tido,tido,tido......Howeva,i will try to update as often as possible....C'ya around. Gotta get ready for work! Gosh...............

C'ya....Jun's OUT!